Oh Mr. Harvick You’re such a funny man Pickin’ on poor JPM In front of all those fans
Y’all were really pretty funny Like a cat fight on TV I swear, your little “girly” shoves Almost made me pee
Now I don’t mind you getting’ mad That’s the competitor in you But remind yourself, who’s seat you took And who’s watching what you do
When Mr. Goodwrench got upset He didn’t act like some schoolyard kid He’d get behind you, raise up your rear And send you spinning in a skid
It really would be a funny thing To watch y’all scratch and claw some more But then again, our Mr Goodwrench would never Pick on a guy who’s five foot-four.
So the next time you feel your temper About to run right off its track Remember the man you took over for And think before you act
Don’t just get even, get ahead The next time someone makes you lose your cool Please keep your temper on the track And think “What would Dale Earnhardt do”?
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